George Economou, "Carmen Mentulae"

Good men to lay down

to use him frankly

                           Natura’s puppet.

When she pulls the string

from above the clouds

                                    there’s no choice

but to follow men’s goddess

                                             or to dream

The god Priapus saw I,

                                    and with hys sceptre in honde.

That’s the king to make a garden

of your garret:

                      Lucretius and Lactantius

                      discussed it

but Martial wrote with his.

         Saepe soloecismus mentula nostra facit.

Another fucking grammatical error?

Somebody knew what he was doing

when he put it in the first declension

with all those feminine nouns.